I’m not into being spanked.  I’ve never really understood the Furry movement, though I guess Miss Piggy could be an internal, unconscious source of it.  And, while I love it, I understand that Bronies is NOT a fetish, though there are some smokin’ hot guys who hit those conferences… Oh, and I’m married and have a very normal life, in which I blog anonymously, say horribly tacky things publicly, and am secretly quite conservative in my dress and manners (aside from my filthy potty mouth).

Hooker Tuesday: Findom Looking for a Pay Pig

But have you heard about the most amazing fetish movement of all time?

Can there truly be a “most amazing fetish movement of all time”?

Either way, Findom is where it’s at and I can’t believe I had never heard of it before.  What is Findom, you might be asking?

Basically, it is a Dominatrix fetish where she spends your money instead of dressing in leather and whipping you while calling you a bad boy. See? Amazing. And what’s better is that it isn’t just you handing your credit cards over.  It’s also buying items off her Amazon wish list or gifts in general.

These suckers, er, men, are called Pay Pigs.  Seriously. I can’t make this shit up.

So, in light of this knew found knowledge, I am now taking applications for Pay Pigs. Support my blog and buy me pretty things.  You’d basically be doing a public service.