Christmas in June: Return of The Whore- The Whore in the Drawer is coming out in the off season to share what she does the rest of the year.

The Whore in the Drawer is coming out in the off season to share what she does the rest of the year.

As many of you know, each December I do an Instagram series called The Whore in the Drawer. It’s a lot of fun and seems to be pretty popular with all you maladjusted humans who follow along with my misadventures.

The amazing thing is that now she will be joining me in the off season! She usually leads a pretty boring life the rest of the year, but I have decided to bring her out of her off season retirement to share some of her antics all year long.

This was a much requested item this past December and after some thought (and planning) I figured it was time to live up to the promise of sharing her all year.

But how? Am I going to do an Instagram series? No, that will remain only in December. But I am going to share her misadventures via my blog’s newsletter! If you sign up, you will get periodic updates of my life, blog posts you missed, hilarious shit I find around the web, and The Whore and her friends!

Don’t miss out! Sign up and join me on this weird ass journey called “having a newsletter.” And be sure to tell your friends The Whore is back in an exclusive peek at her life the rest of the year!

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