In 2014, I finally fulfilled my long promised to do an annual Whore in the Drawer series on Instagram. Back then, there was a single whore with only a couple friends. Last year, a second whore joined the group and a few new friends were picked up along the way. Lord only knows what this year will bring (find me on Instagram to see!)

Whore in the Drawer 2015 Review

 

Whore in the Drawer December 1st

Whore in the Drawer December 1

Two Whores are Better than One!
That’s right, the Whore is back, and you may see some unfamiliar friends, namely, a new whore. Whore Number 2 if you will. Batman has also joined the crew with his colorful commentary.
So, if you find elf on the shelf creepy, and have a vulgar sense of humor, i invite you to join me this December for Whore in the Drawer the sequel: Whores in Drawers.

 

Whore in the December 2nd

Whore in the Drawer December 2

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind?

 

Whore in the December 3rd

Whore in the Drawer Day 3

First rule of Fight Club is we never talk about Fight Club!

 

Whore in the December 5th

Whore in the Drawer Day 4: First she whips-whips. Then she nay-nays.

First she whips-whips. Then she nay-nays.

 

Whore in the December 8th

Whore in the Drawer Day 8: The Angels have the Whores!

The Angels have the Whores!

 

Whore in the December 9th

Whore in the Drawer Day 9: In this house, snitches get waterboarded

In this house, snitches get waterboarded

 

Whore in the December 10th

Whore in the Drawer Day 10: "If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine." -Craig Ferguson

“If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.” -Craig Ferguson

 

Whore in the Drawer December 11th

Whore in the Drawer, Dec 11th: Burn the Whore!

Burn the Whore!

 

Whore in the Drawer Dec 14th

Whore in the Drawer Dec 14th: can't even be trusted to be left alone for a few hours!

Can’t even be trusted to be left alone for a few hours!

 

Whore in the Drawer December 23rd

Whore in the Drawer December 23rd: She's magically delicious! (Side note: i was sick last week, sorry that there was only one whore)

She’s magically delicious!

 

Whore in the Drawer December 24th

Whore in the Drawer December 24th: the whores would like to help you unwrap your presents tonight.

The whores would like to help you unwrap your presents tonight.

 

Whore in the Drawer Christmas Day

Whore in the Drawer Christmas Day: Merry Christmas! May your day be filled with mustache rides and and delicious snacks. - Love, The Whores

Merry Christmas! May your day be filled with mustache rides and and delicious snacks. – Love, The Whores

 

 

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