Category: General Life

The 5 Detectives Every Bad Ass Woman Wants to Be

At some point in my life, I was introduced to Cristin.  She wanted to start a blog and a friend introduced us in case she had questions.  Medium-short story short, now we are buddies and, naturally, that means I forced her to guest post for me.  (My friendship doesn’t come free, people! Be prepared to…


Just Two Stitches

Did you know I have an editor?  I’ll admit that I occasionally grow impatient and post stuff before she sees it.  Why does that matter?  1. It means that you can tell when I’ve been good and when I wasn’t by how good my use of the Oxford Comma is, and 2. If she works…


Hooker Tuesday: Creative Ways to Call a Hooker a Hooker

  • You Have the Internet
  • Hooker Tuesdays: Creative Ways to Call a Hooker a Hooker
  • Whenever you feel sad
  • You seem to be well educated on stuff you made up
  • Trick or Treat
  • bullies

Welcome to Hooker Tuesday!  Why do I call it that?  Because I can,  that’s why.  I don’t tell you how to name your posts! If you have ever heard me speak in real life, you will quickly notice that “hooker” is one of my favorite words.  Not only that, but I find it to be…


Top 3 Reasons Why California Makes Me Break Out

Top 3 Reasons California Makes Me Break Out

If you haven’t met Kara from Ramblings of a Marine Wife, you should know that I think she is amazing and I 100% endorse her, her blog, and everything about her!!!  Not to mention, she’s a super cool blog friend who sometimes guest posts for me and writes awesome stuff like this post!!!   ****…


Meet My Blogging Soul Mate

Soul Mates

There is such a thing as a blogging soul mate.  Bloggers that can recognize the other half of their terrible, blogging, writing soul in another person and know that, without ever actually meeting face to face, you are just so meant to be. Enter The Grouchy Military Mom Diaries.   Blogging Soul Mates? I think…


Hooker Tuesday: Findom Looking for Pay Pig

I’m not into being spanked.  I’ve never really understood the Furry movement, though I guess Miss Piggy could be an internal, unconscious source of it.  And, while I love it, I understand that Bronies is NOT a fetish, though there are some smokin’ hot guys who hit those conferences… Oh, and I’m married and have a…


How to Be an AWESOME Blogger

Jo from Jo, My Gosh is a great blogging pal and friend of mine.  When it was time for me to get a little sliced and diced, I begged her to write a guest post for me.  A little tip:  Tell her she’s super duper pretty.  Works like a charm. She wrote this amazing post…


My Magic Wand Is Broken

My Magic Wand is Broken

Have you met Kimi of Kimi Who? Well, consider this a formal introduction and a clear example of why I adore her… And, after years in retail, it took everything in me not to rename this post, “My Magic Wand Is Broken, but I wouldn’t fix your problem anyway because you’re a giant douche.”  But…


7 Signs You’re a Judgmental Hooker

7 Signs You're a Judgmental Hooker

In honor of a new day I’m calling Hooker Tuesdays, I’ve decided to share with you my 7 signs that you’re a judgmental hooker. You whisper loudly in public when the complete stranger you are whispering about can clearly see you staring and whispering. Don’t be that hooker. You make snide and rude comments that…


Top 10 Reasons Military Spouses are like Ninjas

1. I love this blogger. She’s my newest obsession and I’ll admit, I might have a military spouse crush on her. 2. She wrote this post.  Seriously.  How much more perfect can this post be!? 3. She was able to do it quickly when I had to have unexpected surgery. Basically, she’s everything you could…