Category: General Life

Miley Cyrus and the VMA’s. *Insert Eye Roll*

**** I will warn you ahead of time that you might not like this post and I fully expect to have people disagree with me, as well as lose a few followers.  However, if you choose to comment, at least be respectful.   I don’t watch the VMA’s anymore.  Not because I think I’m too…

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My Dog is Smarter than Me

My Dog is Smarter Than Me Part 1 // itsnotmeyousuck.com

As most of you are well aware, I have three of the brattiest dogs on earth.  This is why I refer to them collectively has “The Brats.”  I have a male Doberman whom I affectionately refer to as Big Head or Retardo the Magnificent, I have a female Doberman who has no clear nickname, just…

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I Have A Blankie, Don’t Judge Me: The Unique Way I Deal With Stress

I Have a Blankie, Don't Judge Me // itnotmeyousuck.com

For weeks now I have had a hard time writing.  It seems like something that should be easy.  I’m not lacking life experiences, I’m not lacking great ideas, lovely new phrases or bratty things to be upset about.  But the truth is, things have been so challenging of late.  With the renovation, my grandfathers death…

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The Smell Of Brussels Sprouts

The Smell of Brussels Sprouts // itsnotmeyousuck.com

My great grandmothers house always smelled faintly of cooked brussels sprouts.   I never actually saw her eat one growing up, but always imagined that she must have lived on nothing else.  I would burst into her kitchen the second my parents would let me out of the car and breath in the smell that still,…

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I’m Not Romantic and You Shouldn’t Be Either

I'm Not Romantic // itsnotmeyousuck.com

  Ok, so the title is really just to outrage people just enough to read the article, but not enough to turn y’all off completely from reading it.  The truth is I don’t care if you are romantic.  I’m sure there are people left in this world that follow the clichés of candle lit dinners and…

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Broken Teacups

Broken Teacups and Grandmother"s Love // itsnotmeyousuck.com

When my Grandmother was alive, she was someone I thought was the best kind of person.  She made me giggle as a child when she would chatter her dentures together and never shied away from taking them out and showing me how she cleaned them and how they stayed in her mouth.  I was fascinated.I…

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