Category: Humor

Whore in the Drawer 2015 Review

Whore in the Drawer 2015 Review

In 2014, I finally fulfilled my long promised to do an annual Whore in the Drawer series on Instagram. Back then, there was a single whore with only a couple friends. Last year, a second whore joined the group and a few new friends were picked up along the way. Lord only knows what this…

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Christmas in June! The Return of The Whore

Christmas in June: Return of The Whore- The Whore in the Drawer is coming out in the off season to share what she does the rest of the year.

As many of you know, each December I do an Instagram series called The Whore in the Drawer. It’s a lot of fun and seems to be pretty popular with all you maladjusted humans who follow along with my misadventures. The amazing thing is that now she will be joining me in the off season!…

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What Happened When I Got My First Mirena IUD

What Happened When I Got My First Mirena IUD

  If I’ve learned anything in my life, I’ve learned that I am one of those lucky people that just never seems to be able to have any experience go according to plan. Even the very simple and straightforward experiences that most take for granted end up with a whiff of the ridiculous floating through….

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15 Things I Thought on My First Day on Snapchat

15 Thoughts I Had on My First Day on Snapchat

According to all of the stuff I’ve read about Snapchap, I’m nearly a decade too old to be their demographic.  However, that doesn’t change the fact that everyone is using it.  I downloaded it once about a year ago and just stared at it, deeply confused.  I have since learned that I am not the…

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Pinterest Thinks I’m a Serial Killer

Pinterest Thinks I'm a Serial Killer

The other day I was perusing pinterest as I tend to do. Everyday. Constantly. My feed was filled with the normal stuff, blog tips, rude memes, and random nerdy shit. But it also had some recommended pins. Now, if you are a blogger or have been using pinterest for more than a week, you are…

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Mr. T Killed My Childhood with Just Four Words

  • Mr T Killed My Childhood with Just Four Words
  • Oh Mr. T, You Stabbed Me Right in the Childhood

  It was a pretty unassuming day; the day I can honestly say I realized my childhood was dead. We had walked the beach with friends and picked up some tasty pastries at a local bakery. Maybe not a “normal” day for us, but an enjoyable one. Maybe that should have tipped us off. Maybe…

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That Time I Turned a Straight Man Gay

Hooker Tuesday: That time I turned a straight guy gay

Everyone loves to have a really great laugh about the various follies of their youth, their wild behavior or random indescrestions. I mean, really, who doesn’t love a story about something crazy? Me? I have tons of them. And my friends love to have me tell them. The truth is, for all my foul language…

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Inside a Bloggers Brain

A Look Inside a Bloggers Brain

I don’t do a ton of editing of my posts. In general, I believe that the word vomit I produce when writing is genuine and thus should be published as is. I have my editor check my posts for terrible grammar and my painful inability to spell that my Mac computer has taught itself and…

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