Category: Humor

Whore in the Drawer: A Whore in Review

  • Whore in the Drawer: Whore and Friends wishing you a happy New Year!
    Happy New Year from The Whore and Friends!!! May your 2015 be awesome!
  • Whore in the Drawer: Bent over a Barrel
    Whore in the Drawer: Bent over a Barrel He's got her bent over a barrel... Literally (ps. Who knew mr potato head was such a perv!?)
  • Whore in the Drawer: Hand over the tots
    If you don't hand over the tots, i'm gonna cut you so deep you'll have a chin
  • Whore in the Drawer: Haters Gonna Hate
    Haters gonna hate, whores gonna whore it up
  • Whore in the Drawer: Go Home Whore, You're Drunk
    Go home silly girl, you're drunk! Lost your shirt, pants on backwards, drinking straight from the tap! Pull your shit together woman!
  • Whore in the Drawer: NOT THE GNOMES!!
    And now the gnomes!? The innocent garden gnomes!? What's a little lap dance between friends i suppose...
  • Whore in the Drawer: Twerking
    This weekends whore in a drawer is brought you buy a twerking whore in my microwave to see what my husband says when he opens it. Quagmire approves both the twerking and this message.
  • Whore in the Drawer: Wishes you a Merry Christmas
    The whore would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas and is offering free mustache rides as her special gift to you
  • Whore in the Drawer: Pole Dancing
    Someone has been using my Charlie Brown Christmas tree as a stripper pole.
  • Whore in the Drawer: REDRUM
    I'm not sure that's our whore anymore... Should we be concerned?
  • Whore in the Drawer: Happy New Year!
    Nothing like a little strip poker and booze to ring in 2015!
  • Whore in the Drawer: Fat, Drunk, and Stupid
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life... Or at the bare minimum maybe don't binge on my candy and pass out in a pool of your own vomit
  • Whore in the Drawer: She came in like a wrecking ball
    She came in like a wrecking ball...
  • Whore in the Drawer: Humble Beginnings
    ... From humble beginnings
  • Whore in the Drawer: A whore in review
  • Whore in the Drawer: A whore in review

This winter marked the beginning of a series on Instagram that I had long since been saying I would do, but never actually got off my lazy butt to do it. Whore in the Drawer was finally realized December 1st, 2014 and is now becoming an ongoing series throughout the year. But let’s see her…

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Shit I Say in Real life: Offending People

Shit I Say in Real Life: Offending People

I get a lot of questions about whether or not I’m like this in real life.  People assume that because I’m a writer, somehow all of my snark is well thought out in advance.  The truth couldn’t be farther from that if I tried.  The reality is that my blog, my Facebook page, and conversations…

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7 Signs You’re a Judgmental Hooker

7 Signs You're a Judgmental Hooker

In honor of a new day I’m calling Hooker Tuesdays, I’ve decided to share with you my 7 signs that you’re a judgmental hooker. You whisper loudly in public when the complete stranger you are whispering about can clearly see you staring and whispering. Don’t be that hooker. You make snide and rude comments that…

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Shit I Say in Real Life: My Pseudonym

Shit I Say in Real Life: My Pseudonym

I get a lot of questions about whether or not I’m like this in real life.  People assume that because I’m a writer, somehow all of my snark is well thought out in advance.  The truth couldn’t be farther from that if I tried.  The reality is that my blog, my Facebook page, and conversations…

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Things I’m Doing Instead of Working

Things I'm Doing Instead of Working

I often say I work from home, but that doesn’t actually tell you what I do. I’m the worlds ONLY semi-professional blogger, I run my geek shop and I just so happen to be the Online Community Manager for a super cool group that helps connect brands with bloggers.  So, what I really do in…

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20 Things to do Instead of Working

20 Things to do Instead of Working

I work from home. I’ve always wanted to, but when I got sick it sort of became involuntary. But I’m here to tell you, that even at home, it can be hard to find ways to avoid work. So, as an experienced work from person, I’m here to help. Aren’t I nice? Go onto Pinterest….

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Shit I Say in Real Life: Strippers

Shit I Say in Real Life: Strippers

I get a lot of questions about whether or not I’m like this in real life.  People assume that because I’m a writer, somehow all of my snark is well thought out in advance.  The truth couldn’t be farther from that if I tried.  The reality is that my blog, my Facebook page, and conversations…

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How Being Besties is Like Dating

How Being Besties is Like Dating

I don’t make friends really easily.  I make acquaintances easily, and maybe those people consider me their friends, but I probably don’t reciprocate those feelings.  I feel like becoming friends with someone is a lot like dating.   Step One: You meet, make an inappropriate joke and wait to see if they laugh Step Two:…

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