Category: Humor

10 Things You’ll Learn at the Zoo

10 Things You'll Learn at the Zoo

  People are dumb.  No explanation required. People are REALLY dumb and won’t bother to read the info printed in big, easy to read letters.  Instead, they choose to answer their children with ignorant and incorrect answers and sound stupid.  Because stupid is better than reading, I guess. My muscles can’t stabilize my knees very…

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Should I Buy a Min Pin?

Should I Buy a Min Pin? // It's Not You, It's Me

The short answer to the above question? No. The long answer? No. Before you get all angry at me, let me tell you that my dumbass little Min Pin is the light of my life and I adore her. I can’t image how life will be when she is gone, but frankly, I’m pretty sure…

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Shit I Say in Real Life: Weight Loss Goals

Shit I Say in Real Life: Weight Loss Goals

I get a lot of questions about whether or not I’m like this in real life.  People assume that because I’m a writer, somehow all of my snark is well thought out in advance.  The truth couldn’t be farther from that if I tried.  The reality is that my blog, my Facebook page, and conversations…

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My Dog is Smarter Than Me: Part 3

My Dog is Smarter Than Me Part 3 // itsnotmeyousuck.com

So, I told you about the time she scaled the baby gates and proved to us that the only thing that would keep her in the kitchen was hours of dedication to modify them.  Which is what we did.  We modified and duct taped until she couldn’t get out… well, she couldn’t routinely get out. …

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My Dog is Smarter Than Me: Part 2

My Dog is Smarter Than Me Part 2 // itsnotmeyousuck.com

  Remember when I talked about the bark collar?  I also mentioned at that time that there are other instances when I knew my dog is actually smarter than I am.  She is the Devil incarnate and outwits me every single day on a mini scale, but we have some pretty amazing stories of times…

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My Dog is Smarter than Me

My Dog is Smarter Than Me Part 1 // itsnotmeyousuck.com

As most of you are well aware, I have three of the brattiest dogs on earth.  This is why I refer to them collectively has “The Brats.”  I have a male Doberman whom I affectionately refer to as Big Head or Retardo the Magnificent, I have a female Doberman who has no clear nickname, just…

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