Marriage Advice

In the End We are Both at Fault // It's not me it's you (Marriage Advice)

It wasn’t that long ago that I woke up and realized that it didn’t matter to me what other people thought of my marriage. While it’s fairly normal for married people to vent their frustrations to others in private, I had people telling me to give up, to leave and that my husband wasn’t worth…

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Shit I Say in Real Life: Strippers

Shit I Say in Real Life: Strippers

I get a lot of questions about whether or not I’m like this in real life.  People assume that because I’m a writer, somehow all of my snark is well thought out in advance.  The truth couldn’t be farther from that if I tried.  The reality is that my blog, my Facebook page, and conversations…

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Every Time a Friend Succeeds, I Die a Little

Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little

There’s an interesting thing that happens when you want to be a writer. Nearly everyone in your life is going to tell you that it’s dumb. That you shouldn’t pursue it, get your head out of the clouds, get a real job, quit being a dreamer, and do something with your life. I’m not sure…

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How Being Besties is Like Dating

How Being Besties is Like Dating

I don’t make friends really easily.  I make acquaintances easily, and maybe those people consider me their friends, but I probably don’t reciprocate those feelings.  I feel like becoming friends with someone is a lot like dating.   Step One: You meet, make an inappropriate joke and wait to see if they laugh Step Two:…

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10 Things You’ll Learn at the Zoo

10 Things You'll Learn at the Zoo

  People are dumb.  No explanation required. People are REALLY dumb and won’t bother to read the info printed in big, easy to read letters.  Instead, they choose to answer their children with ignorant and incorrect answers and sound stupid.  Because stupid is better than reading, I guess. My muscles can’t stabilize my knees very…

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Should I Buy a Min Pin?

Should I Buy a Min Pin? // It's Not You, It's Me

The short answer to the above question? No. The long answer? No. Before you get all angry at me, let me tell you that my dumbass little Min Pin is the light of my life and I adore her. I can’t image how life will be when she is gone, but frankly, I’m pretty sure…

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Shit I Say in Real Life: Weight Loss Goals

Shit I Say in Real Life: Weight Loss Goals

I get a lot of questions about whether or not I’m like this in real life.  People assume that because I’m a writer, somehow all of my snark is well thought out in advance.  The truth couldn’t be farther from that if I tried.  The reality is that my blog, my Facebook page, and conversations…

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Welcome to The Geekery

Come to the Dark Side. We Have Pillows // It's Not Me, It's You

What is that little tab that says “The Geekery” up there in the menu bar?  Why it’s how I fund this blog!   Look, I know it’s lame to plug my own crap.  But this happens to be a small business I run and it also happens to be how I fund some of my…

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Seriously, It’s Not Me, It’s You

  I’ve been struggling for weeks with what is the best thing to write to introduce myself to the world as the new and improved “Seriously.” I’ve been blogging for nearly six years already. I’m known well by other names in other circles. But a few months ago, when my life began to travel down…

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