I Don’t Have Flareups, I Have Breakdowns

I don't have flare ups, I have break downs...

Today started like any other day does. Each morning, I begin to squint and wipe the sleep from my eyes before I start to take mental stock/inventory. All my limbs are currently here, just as they were yesterday. But are they all working? Most people begin the day with a yawn and stretch. We, as…

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Inside a Bloggers Brain

A Look Inside a Bloggers Brain

I don’t do a ton of editing of my posts. In general, I believe that the word vomit I produce when writing is genuine and thus should be published as is. I have my editor check my posts for terrible grammar and my painful inability to spell that my Mac computer has taught itself and…

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A Responsible Bad Influence

Can You Be a Responsible Bad Influence?

Everyone has heard the phrase “a misspent youth.”  I can attest that I had one.  I am THAT person who is a product of a misspent youth.  I had alcohol poisoning four times before I turned 21.  I had many nights of partying late, doing things I shouldn’t, and generally causing trouble. Now, aside from…

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Whore in the Drawer: A Whore in Review

  • Whore in the Drawer: Whore and Friends wishing you a happy New Year!
    Happy New Year from The Whore and Friends!!! May your 2015 be awesome!
  • Whore in the Drawer: Bent over a Barrel
    Whore in the Drawer: Bent over a Barrel He's got her bent over a barrel... Literally (ps. Who knew mr potato head was such a perv!?)
  • Whore in the Drawer: Hand over the tots
    If you don't hand over the tots, i'm gonna cut you so deep you'll have a chin
  • Whore in the Drawer: Haters Gonna Hate
    Haters gonna hate, whores gonna whore it up
  • Whore in the Drawer: Go Home Whore, You're Drunk
    Go home silly girl, you're drunk! Lost your shirt, pants on backwards, drinking straight from the tap! Pull your shit together woman!
  • Whore in the Drawer: NOT THE GNOMES!!
    And now the gnomes!? The innocent garden gnomes!? What's a little lap dance between friends i suppose...
  • Whore in the Drawer: Twerking
    This weekends whore in a drawer is brought you buy a twerking whore in my microwave to see what my husband says when he opens it. Quagmire approves both the twerking and this message.
  • Whore in the Drawer: Wishes you a Merry Christmas
    The whore would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas and is offering free mustache rides as her special gift to you
  • Whore in the Drawer: Pole Dancing
    Someone has been using my Charlie Brown Christmas tree as a stripper pole.
  • Whore in the Drawer: REDRUM
    I'm not sure that's our whore anymore... Should we be concerned?
  • Whore in the Drawer: Happy New Year!
    Nothing like a little strip poker and booze to ring in 2015!
  • Whore in the Drawer: Fat, Drunk, and Stupid
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life... Or at the bare minimum maybe don't binge on my candy and pass out in a pool of your own vomit
  • Whore in the Drawer: She came in like a wrecking ball
    She came in like a wrecking ball...
  • Whore in the Drawer: Humble Beginnings
    ... From humble beginnings
  • Whore in the Drawer: A whore in review
  • Whore in the Drawer: A whore in review

This winter marked the beginning of a series on Instagram that I had long since been saying I would do, but never actually got off my lazy butt to do it. Whore in the Drawer was finally realized December 1st, 2014 and is now becoming an ongoing series throughout the year. But let’s see her…

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The Perfection of Homecoming

The Perfection of Homecoming

There are these words that in everyday life are just another word. But at some point, in any life, but especially military life, the word homecoming becomes a loaded term. Homecomings are filled with anticipation, excitement, and anyone being truly honest will admit that a heaping piling of stress comes along for the ride as…

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How Do You Mourn Yourself?

How Do You Mourn Yourself

One thing no one ever warns you about when you get sick is the possibility you won’t get better. As children we crawl in bed and our parents tuck our hair behind our ears and give us awful tasting medicine and promise it will make us feel better. We may have a few days before…

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You Want Me to Eat WHAT!?

You Want Me to Eat What?!

I absolutely love following Mrs. B and the adventures she shares with her family. She is also a military spouse and definitely a blogger worth following, especially if you want to see all of the awesome stuff she does and places she explores while living outside of the US. It will make anyone desperate to…

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