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Whore in the Drawer 2015 Review

Whore in the Drawer 2015 Review

In 2014, I finally fulfilled my long promised to do an annual Whore in the Drawer series on Instagram. Back then, there was a single whore with only a couple friends. Last year, a second whore joined the group and a few new friends were picked up along the way. Lord only knows what this…

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Whore in the Drawer: A Whore in Review

  • Whore in the Drawer: Whore and Friends wishing you a happy New Year!
    Happy New Year from The Whore and Friends!!! May your 2015 be awesome!
  • Whore in the Drawer: Bent over a Barrel
    Whore in the Drawer: Bent over a Barrel He's got her bent over a barrel... Literally (ps. Who knew mr potato head was such a perv!?)
  • Whore in the Drawer: Hand over the tots
    If you don't hand over the tots, i'm gonna cut you so deep you'll have a chin
  • Whore in the Drawer: Haters Gonna Hate
    Haters gonna hate, whores gonna whore it up
  • Whore in the Drawer: Go Home Whore, You're Drunk
    Go home silly girl, you're drunk! Lost your shirt, pants on backwards, drinking straight from the tap! Pull your shit together woman!
  • Whore in the Drawer: NOT THE GNOMES!!
    And now the gnomes!? The innocent garden gnomes!? What's a little lap dance between friends i suppose...
  • Whore in the Drawer: Twerking
    This weekends whore in a drawer is brought you buy a twerking whore in my microwave to see what my husband says when he opens it. Quagmire approves both the twerking and this message.
  • Whore in the Drawer: Wishes you a Merry Christmas
    The whore would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas and is offering free mustache rides as her special gift to you
  • Whore in the Drawer: Pole Dancing
    Someone has been using my Charlie Brown Christmas tree as a stripper pole.
  • Whore in the Drawer: REDRUM
    I'm not sure that's our whore anymore... Should we be concerned?
  • Whore in the Drawer: Happy New Year!
    Nothing like a little strip poker and booze to ring in 2015!
  • Whore in the Drawer: Fat, Drunk, and Stupid
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life... Or at the bare minimum maybe don't binge on my candy and pass out in a pool of your own vomit
  • Whore in the Drawer: She came in like a wrecking ball
    She came in like a wrecking ball...
  • Whore in the Drawer: Humble Beginnings
    ... From humble beginnings
  • Whore in the Drawer: A whore in review
  • Whore in the Drawer: A whore in review

This winter marked the beginning of a series on Instagram that I had long since been saying I would do, but never actually got off my lazy butt to do it. Whore in the Drawer was finally realized December 1st, 2014 and is now becoming an ongoing series throughout the year. But let’s see her…

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