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Whore in the Drawer 2015 Review

Whore in the Drawer 2015 Review

In 2014, I finally fulfilled my long promised to do an annual Whore in the Drawer series on Instagram. Back then, there was a single whore with only a couple friends. Last year, a second whore joined the group and a few new friends were picked up along the way. Lord only knows what this…

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Christmas in June! The Return of The Whore

Christmas in June: Return of The Whore- The Whore in the Drawer is coming out in the off season to share what she does the rest of the year.

As many of you know, each December I do an Instagram series called The Whore in the Drawer. It’s a lot of fun and seems to be pretty popular with all you maladjusted humans who follow along with my misadventures. The amazing thing is that now she will be joining me in the off season!…

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What Happened When I Got My First Mirena IUD

What Happened When I Got My First Mirena IUD

  If I’ve learned anything in my life, I’ve learned that I am one of those lucky people that just never seems to be able to have any experience go according to plan. Even the very simple and straightforward experiences that most take for granted end up with a whiff of the ridiculous floating through….

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15 Things I Thought on My First Day on Snapchat

15 Thoughts I Had on My First Day on Snapchat

According to all of the stuff I’ve read about Snapchap, I’m nearly a decade too old to be their demographic.  However, that doesn’t change the fact that everyone is using it.  I downloaded it once about a year ago and just stared at it, deeply confused.  I have since learned that I am not the…

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Pinterest Thinks I’m a Serial Killer

Pinterest Thinks I'm a Serial Killer

The other day I was perusing pinterest as I tend to do. Everyday. Constantly. My feed was filled with the normal stuff, blog tips, rude memes, and random nerdy shit. But it also had some recommended pins. Now, if you are a blogger or have been using pinterest for more than a week, you are…

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Whore in the Drawer: A Whore in Review

  • Whore in the Drawer: Whore and Friends wishing you a happy New Year!
    Happy New Year from The Whore and Friends!!! May your 2015 be awesome!
  • Whore in the Drawer: Bent over a Barrel
    Whore in the Drawer: Bent over a Barrel He's got her bent over a barrel... Literally (ps. Who knew mr potato head was such a perv!?)
  • Whore in the Drawer: Hand over the tots
    If you don't hand over the tots, i'm gonna cut you so deep you'll have a chin
  • Whore in the Drawer: Haters Gonna Hate
    Haters gonna hate, whores gonna whore it up
  • Whore in the Drawer: Go Home Whore, You're Drunk
    Go home silly girl, you're drunk! Lost your shirt, pants on backwards, drinking straight from the tap! Pull your shit together woman!
  • Whore in the Drawer: NOT THE GNOMES!!
    And now the gnomes!? The innocent garden gnomes!? What's a little lap dance between friends i suppose...
  • Whore in the Drawer: Twerking
    This weekends whore in a drawer is brought you buy a twerking whore in my microwave to see what my husband says when he opens it. Quagmire approves both the twerking and this message.
  • Whore in the Drawer: Wishes you a Merry Christmas
    The whore would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas and is offering free mustache rides as her special gift to you
  • Whore in the Drawer: Pole Dancing
    Someone has been using my Charlie Brown Christmas tree as a stripper pole.
  • Whore in the Drawer: REDRUM
    I'm not sure that's our whore anymore... Should we be concerned?
  • Whore in the Drawer: Happy New Year!
    Nothing like a little strip poker and booze to ring in 2015!
  • Whore in the Drawer: Fat, Drunk, and Stupid
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life... Or at the bare minimum maybe don't binge on my candy and pass out in a pool of your own vomit
  • Whore in the Drawer: She came in like a wrecking ball
    She came in like a wrecking ball...
  • Whore in the Drawer: Humble Beginnings
    ... From humble beginnings
  • Whore in the Drawer: A whore in review
  • Whore in the Drawer: A whore in review

This winter marked the beginning of a series on Instagram that I had long since been saying I would do, but never actually got off my lazy butt to do it. Whore in the Drawer was finally realized December 1st, 2014 and is now becoming an ongoing series throughout the year. But let’s see her…

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Wearing Humor Like Body Armor

Comedy is a Tumor that Grows on the Soul

  I normally like Matt Walsh and his blog, but his post about suicide is terribly misinformed. There is a HUGE difference between feeling depressed because of life or situational circumstance and BEING depressed. As someone who suffers from Bipolar disorder, I can tell you that I no more have the control over my sudden…

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Shit I Say in Real Life: Weight Loss Goals

Shit I Say in Real Life: Weight Loss Goals

I get a lot of questions about whether or not I’m like this in real life.  People assume that because I’m a writer, somehow all of my snark is well thought out in advance.  The truth couldn’t be farther from that if I tried.  The reality is that my blog, my Facebook page, and conversations…

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